If you don't know already, my name is Dr. Pill, that is, Dr. Robert Pill. I've a doctorate in many degrees including: Trading Card History, Mutantology, Monstrology Studies, Yu-Gi-Oh Biology, plus a master's degree in Pink Elephants.
But, enough bragging. I'm the Head of the YGO Research Department, in which we research the behaviors of Yu-Gi-Oh, research their backgrounds, look up Monstrologist Ties, etc. Moe the Journalist has been chosen to be my apprentice in this field, yet he still has much to learn.
Well, it's been nice getting to know you.
-Dr. Pill
I work for Pill. Yeah. He's a pretty nice guy, except well, he's just, um... very demanding. But enough of that. Coming this May, I'll have worked for NPMM for 1 year. While that sounds like a short time, that's the 1st year anniversary of NPMM itself. So, in other words, I've been here since the beginning.
Well, I just do researching for Pill. I never get to actually write a thesis. So, I begged to Pill, and he let me work a little for the Journalism Department. Just a little... yeah.
-Moe the Journalist